Saturday, July 17, 2010

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Apparently, that 2010-era Jessie McCartney wannabe Justin Bieber has overtaken my idol and potential lord and savior (debate to come soon) Lady Gaga for most views of a video (currently 'Baby' > 'Bad Romance'). I for one will not tolerate this. I don't know what 'Baby' is about because I refuse to watch and help the opposition but I can take an educated guess that the Biebster's got nothin on the Lady. I can assure you there will be no mobsters, fire-shooting bras, monsters, razor sunglasses, gyroscopes, or incredibly insane group dance sequences in the POS that Bieber is calling a video.



WE MUST HELP MAMA MONSTER!

Click This If...

So I decided instead of randomly embedding links in my posts I will actually give you some reasoning as to why you may enjoy a particular link. Hope this helps. I spend much too much time on the Internet, I know.

If you want to feel better about your life choices
If you want to think deeply about your values
If you want a tiny pin-prick of insight into the insanity that is humanity
If you want to feel better about never sleeping
If you want to set your fond childhood memories aflame
If you're trying to up your 'IQ' (Indie Quotient)
If you're looking for a small bit of hope for the future of social interaction'
If you're an online gamer
If you're sick of using the classic 'hey cutie, what's your sign' pickup line
If you hate graffiti
If you're ashamed your spouse/crush/boy or girl friend is super-lame
If you freaking love 'A Goofy Movie' anywhere near as much as I did/do

The Fate of My Life Rests in Your Hands!

So, formspring is a really stupid yet really popular website and I have to say I kinda love it although I rarely get legit questions (not that I don't love them anyway...) Its more like a site where you can express your hatred for others under a digital invisibility cloak, and since no one cares enough to harass me on formspring my traffic flow is pretty light. All I ask is that for my 100th question (AKA my next one) I want something SUPER-FREAKING-LEGIT. A question that will linger unanswered in my inbox for weeks, keep me up at night, spark various deep conversations over picnic lunches in Tyler park, and basically be a mind-fuck. Up for that challenge loyal readers? Bring it on.

http://www.formspring.me/KrystiSpadea


Oh, and if you've never listened to Regina Spektor, literally stop whatever it is you're supposed to be doing instead of putzing around online and listen to her. Personal favorites: anything off 'Begin to Hope' or 'Far'
Seriously, I have such a giant girl-crush on her right now because I just got 'Far' and it's incredible.

Ironically enough I got this picture off someone else's blog. We bloggers love us some R Spek. <3