Wednesday, September 23, 2009

"Speak Slow"



For reference, blog title is the name of the song playing right now, by Tegan and Sara (check them out, they're awesome...).

Here is me meeting the aforementioned Tegan and Sara....again, look into them, very chill, awesome people.





Anyway, today I learned...
  • That a missed a decently sized patch of my leg while shaving. Which went so well with the dress I decided to wear.
  • That skype has all but eliminated the need to ever actually interact with people, even if they live DOWN THE HALL.
  • That other people hate Diehmers are are really against us honors kids being awesome. Quit breakin' up the band Yoko!
  • That there is actually a mathematical method to successfully choosing between two potential mates.
  • Chinese food in UD isn't as bad as I would have expected. It's no Hong Kong Gourmet, but still...
  • Socks and flip-flops are a hilarious looking combination (just ask Dan).
  • Bring an art/art ed major means everyone assumes you carry around art supplies on your personage at all times. (False, by the way. Only sometimes).
  • There are snakes on campus?!
  • Getting on the roof is actually highly frowned upon by admin, despite the fact that there is no signage posted about getting up there...(and if they're stupid enough to leave the door open, I'll be stupid enough to go up there!).
  • The guy at Gordy's whenever I seem to get lunch is a sweetheart, we chat.
  • Our school got totally screwed over! Other districts gave out cool rewards like prom tickets and get out of class free passes for doing well on PSSAs. We got soft pretzels and a pat on the back!
  • Our RA now totally thinks I'm freaking weird because someone mentioned that I have a blog and invented the word 'brostitution.' Among all the other weird stuff I do/have done.
  • I am actually really freaking weird.
  • Painting a jewelery box is no easy task.
  • Laundry is so much more trouble than it's worth (speaking of which, my hamper is still giving me the stink eye...I really have to get on that. I've been reduced to sweatpants, dresses, and unmatched socks.)
  • Nothing makes you feel more like a flower child than walking barefoot across the quad in a flowy dress (I highly recommend you try it sometime....)
  • That I am actually more performance motivated than task motivated. At least according to our psych survey. I think I'm going to retake it...
  • That international exchange students enjoy talking about karma sutra while sanitising their hands in the main hallway?
  • Miller wasn't mearly replaced, both of them were! Because someone shot them with a Beebee gun!
  • People actually read and enjoy this blog!
  • At least one other person on this campus knows what/visits mugglenet! See earlier post...
  • That I have wonderful roomies, especially when they don't kill me for not letting them in when they get locked out... (among many many other reasons....<3)

Other than that, I'd like to thank everyone who actually takes the time to read this! I'm not used to it! I'm glad you enjoy it, and it makes me so happy that people enjoy this ridiculousness that is me. Until later, p&b, p&b (check earlier posted video to figure out where that's from)...

In my searching of Urban Dictonary I found...

Jizzum Tree (noun): A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.

Example: "Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom. Right this way is the school Dining Hall...."

Somehow I can't wait for spring now?

A Little Hump Day* Pick-Me-Up

*Hump Day [Huhmp-Day] (noun): The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week. Has no relation to the verb form of hump.

So this video is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You may notice that this is the inspiration for many of my sign offs on this very blog. Warning: you may find yourself LMAO-ing for real and you will deffinatly be quoting this for days, if not months...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtkU2ch0sRI

Enjoy. More later...Chacha for now!

A Quickie in the SMC....

...hehe

Just some quick thoughts between classes while loitering in the SMC for an hour:

Okay the couches in here are much to comfortable, every MW I sit on them and try and study and ALWAYS end up falling asleep. EVERY FREAKING TIME. Now, you might be thinking 'Krysti, then why don't you sit somewhere less comfortable?' to which I would reply 'Why would I sit somewhere less comfortable??' But, consider yourself warned. SMC couches induce naps.

Also, kid in SMC lab two rows away is totally browsing Mugglenet. I think I'm in love.

Off to psych, peace and blessens, peace and blessens!