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Apparently, that 2010-era Jessie McCartney wannabe Justin Bieber has overtaken my idol and potential lord and savior (debate to come soon) Lady Gaga for most views of a video (currently 'Baby' > 'Bad Romance'). I for one will not tolerate this. I don't know what 'Baby' is about because I refuse to watch and help the opposition but I can take an educated guess that the Biebster's got nothin on the Lady. I can assure you there will be no mobsters, fire-shooting bras, monsters, razor sunglasses, gyroscopes, or incredibly insane group dance sequences in the POS that Bieber is calling a video.

WE MUST HELP MAMA MONSTER!

Help a monster out and watch a few dozen times :)