So, as anyone on Facebook could tell you, I'm an avid taker of those stupid surveys that carried over from teenagers on Myspace and now make their way around circles of your Facebook questions. These things usually start with something like "Are you ready to get personal?" or "Okay, be 1000% honest on these questions" which, I mean, why would I take a survey if I was just going to lie anyway?! Next they basically just ask you all sorts of questions about who you last texted and who you've kissed and how many piercings and tattoos you have/had/want and have you said "I love you to anyone today" etc. Basically, they all ask the same damn things, even though most of them brag originality and depth in their opening sentence. So, as I took yet another one of these stupid things (because that's what I do when I'm bored - judge away, I don't care. It's probably one of the most normal things you've learned about me on this blog) I thought about how much of a better survey I could make, or really any carbon-based life form with two brain cells to rub together that wasn't a pre-teen girl could make. So, here it is, my own personal survey. Free for the taking (ie: I want to see this going around Facebook in the near future)
Okay, get ready for some originally. Swear on the grave of your most recently deceased goldfish that you will be completely honest in all of your answers. No goldfish? Wtf, have you never been to a fair?! Pause, go to a fair, win a goldfish, wait five to seven hours, then return, having sworn on his/her grave.
What fruit best describes you and why?
Have you ever played the trombone? Do you know anyone who has?
How many songs are on your iPod/Zune/mp3-carrying device?
How many feet are in the building you are currently in?
What is the last concert you've been to?
What is your favorite Star Wars movie (note: If you have not seen Star Wars, please pause again, watch the complete saga, then return with an intense hatred of Jar-Jar and an educated answer)
What is number one on your bucket list?
What is your standard Rita's order?
What's your worst quality? Best?
What is the last gaming system you played?
Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs (flight=more than like, one.)?
How fast did you run the mile?
How many pairs of Converse sneakers do you currently own?
How do you like your eggs?
What were you last Halloween? What's the one thing you always wanted to be for Halloween but never were?
How many texts are in your inbox right now? How many are locked?
What are your plans for two days from now?
Who is your favorite band?
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Favorite place to eat?
Are you any good at DDR?
Marvel or DC? Who's your favorite superhero?
If I handed you a blank round-trip plane ticket that allowed you to go anywhere, where would you go?
Does your mom wear glasses?
Top five favorite snack foods:
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Put your iTunes/music library on shuffle, what is the third song that comes up?
Where's the best beach you've ever been to?
Are your parents on Facebook?
Do you use reusable bags when out shopping?
What is your favorite font?
When did you stop trick-or-treating?
When you go to the mall, what store do you spend the most time in?
What's one movie you've always wanted to see but never have?
What's your favorite cartoon?
Are you one of those people who doesn't really see a difference between using your/you're and there/their/they're when writing informally?
If I gave you $50 right now, what would you most likely spend it on?
What's the most impressive bit of procrastination you've done and still managed a good grade?
What's the last book you read of your own choosing?
Currently, your favorite song is what?
What's your guilty pleasure?
If you had the power to eliminate one thing from the world, what would it be?
Did you ever own a Furby?
If so, was that your choice for "thing to eliminate from the world"?
What is the worst book to film adaptation you've ever seen?
