Things That People Who Have Don't Want
and People Who Don't Have Are Dying For
[NOTE: these are generalizations and are not true in all cases]
- seen 'Tron'
- hipster status/indie quotient
- leftover Christmas cookies
- their twenty fifth birthday
- bigger boobs
- footie pajamas
- purse-dogs (or so I imagine)
- free unlimited anything
- a relationship/significant other
- time to sleep
- anything from an infomercial
