"Man legs don't get cold. You could shave that shit Michael Phelps style and you still wouldn't be cold."
"Did Donna find the ass in the stairwell yet?" [in reference to graffiti on the walls...I assume??]
"It's like this kid, dressed up as Darth Vader or whatever, and he like, starts his dads car. With like, the Force or something?"
"Oh, you know us, can't have somebody in our beds without it being made!!"
