If Lady Gaga Ruled the World

• Casual Fridays would be replaced to Wear-Whats-In-Your-Cubicle Fridays
• Hand sanitizer dispensers would be filled with glitter
• High heeled sneakers would be gym class uniforms
• Madonna would be her top advisor
• The GAP would be out of business
• The armed forces would always be shirtless (good call on this one Mama M)
• We would need Intolerance Week in schools as a change of pace
• Casually bursting into flames would be the norm
• Pants would always be optional
• All legislature would be signed in glitter gel pen
• Heels would have minimum height requirements
• Disco balls and rhinestones would be church attire
• Prostitutes would wear business suits
• Everyone would know how to read, write, and play piano
• Jeans would go extinct
• It would half to always be sunny so we could rock our sunglasses
• Ashtrays would overflow with lipstick
• Sequins would litter the streets
• Your outfit might also be your lunch
• Every establishment would turn into a dance club at night

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