Fine Dining in BC

So, while crusin' around a while ago I discovered the weirdest place ever...the Council Rock Cafe. Like, what?! Apparently our school district is so fancy (*snort*) that we have a cafe (for those of Council Rock descent, it's right down the street from North). This was like two months ago, but I drove by again recently and got to wondering what the hell one would serve at a Council Rock Cafe...

Welcome to

Council Rock Cafe

Voted top 20 in PA by Philadelphia Magazine!! OMGGGG

Drink Specials*

Tequila Mockingbird

Atticus and Rhonda's drink of choice!

Whiskey on the Rock

You know you always wanted to...

Parting Shots

One and done.

*Happy Hour starts at 7:33am weekdays

Soups & Salads

Three Fire Alarm Chili

So nice, you'll have to pull the fire alarm...thrice!

Supe Soup

Campbell's got nothin' on this!

Show Me the Green! Salad

Topped with MmmmmHhmmm dressing. Scrumptious!

Appetizers

Wake-n-Bake

Bread basket, complementary with meal.

Golden Wings

They're quite saucy! Hand puppet included with order.

Fries

The best thing the cafeteria served....

In 'Queso' Emergency

Sit in the hallways for 20 minutes during homeroom. Chicken quesadillas.

Main Course

Spirit [Week] Fingers

Only served on PJ day.

Oz's Home Cooked Meal

Literally straight from home.

Freshman Surprise
Who knows what you'll find!? Served rare only.

After-School Special

Hawk, lightly roasted, and topped with an Apple sauce.

Dessert

3.14 Pi (a la Mode)
Cherry, apple, blueberry, or pumpkin.


Cafeteria Cookies
The fact that the center is raw dough just adds to their greatness.


Revenge
Best served cold.




Hmmmmm everything sounds so tasty! What to order!!


[Sorry to everyone who didn't go to South/doesn't get the joke. I'll tell you when you're older ;) ]