Potential MU Alerts* NEW SEGMENT

Kudos go out to the lovely ladies of DH for helping with these:

Potential Ideas for MU Alerts

• CODE RED 'Sparrow!' - Ray-J isn't wearing a shirt
• CODE BLUE 'There's an ugly-ass crow out on the quad' - Someone's got a bad case of ManMS
• CODE BROWN 'The hawk is on the hunt'- MT is out busting people for fire code violations
• CODE PURPLE '5 o'clock Birdseed?' - mealtime!
• CODE PINK 'SWINE' - Quite obvious, someone's got the swine. No codewords here...
• CODE SCARLETT 'The geese are out on the [insert location here]' - A men's sports team is practicing shirtless somewhere.
• CODE GREEN 'Your migration route is clear' - no one's in the hall, you can keep your dignity while on the way to/from the shower.
• CODE BLACK 'The ugly duckling is taking a swim.' - RHRD is on the prowl, warn Ashley, Erin, and anyone else who struck his fancy.

Just some ideas, I'll bring them up at the next HCSA meeting...

*For those who don't know, MU Alert is the text messaging system that lets us all know via friendly text that something horrible is occurring on campus. Or that they're just testing the system...