Friday, August 26, 2011

Why I'm Not Planning on Parenthood

Or

"The Awesome Stuff I Would Do If I Had Kids"
  • Subtly name them after famous nerdy people (ie "Jackson Peter [Last Name] Lucas George [Last Name])
  • Dress them up for Comic Cons. Because there is NOTHING cuter than a kid at comic con (not even a boy with a cat...)
  • Make them watch all the classic Disney movies on VHS
  • Play the Lord of the Rings soundtrack as their lullaby
  • Buy them Converses from the time they are born until the time when they are old enough to buy their own Converses
  • Dress them as Pokemon for Halloween
  • Ensure access to video games from a young age
  • Themed bedrooms (possible ideas: Mario, Star Wars, Harry Potter)
  • Use Portal as an educational tool
  • Superhero onesies <3<3<3
  • My daughter would ABSOLUTLY have this.
  • Harry Potter would be our bedtime story every night
  • Clearly we'd have that pirate ship playground in the backyard
  • Family game night would include Just Dance, Mario Kart: Double Dash and Super Smash Bros.
  • Our Christmas tree would have a theme every year
  • Conflicts would be resolved using lightsaber battles
  • Themed Halloween costumes (ie The Incredibles, Mario and Co.)
  • Family Christmas cards would probably be costumed photo shoots...
  • Name any set of mixed gender twins Luke and Leia
  • Dinosaur chicken nuggets and/or dinosaur sandwich cutter would be the most used things in the kitchen

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