Sunday, January 9, 2011

Another List

Happy New Year Blogosphere!! I truely have nothing really to report over this break, hence the blogging being so slow. I will however, try my hardest for you, my dear audience. So here goes, first post of the 2011...

Things That Make Me Feel Physically Ill
  • Toddlers In Tiaras
  • The fact that there are radio stations offering Brest Enhancement Surgery as a prize for a contest
  • People touching their eyeballs
  • KFC
  • "The Killing Joke" by Alan Moore
  • The cast of Jersey Shore
  • Cashiers that hold personal calls throughout your entire transaction
  • Zombie dogs
  • Westboro Baptist Church
  • Thinking about the ingredients of hot dogs and jell-o
  • People who mistreat children or animals
  • Cartoon vomit (a la South Park, Family Guy, Drawn Together)
  • Actual vomit
  • Looking at the dessert menu of any restaurant ever (specifically Red Robin's Mile-High Mud Pie - oh Jesus....) EDIT: looking at the dessert menu post-huge meal
  • Broken bones
  • 'Mean Girls' Halloween costumes (aka lingerie and ears)
A great way to start the year off right? Well hopefully a nice link-loaded post might make up for it. More soon, and happy 2011 kids! Make every day count!
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  1. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    In fairness, I think the Mile-High Mud Pie would make you considerably less ill were it presented pre humongous meal.

    I am yours most sincerely,
    Lande

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