I Hate People Who

• walk slow
• spell my name incorrectly on emails that I sign my name on
• mix up there/their/they're
• look down on me for swearing
• push religion down others throats
• push politics down others throats
• proclaim they've heard every song on the radio months before it 'got big'
• aren't organized
• don't answer emails
• never empty their voicemail boxes so I can't leave messages
• don't listen to my messages
• misuse your/you're
• are bros
• use shorthand for words that's the same length as the word itself
• ignore me
• don't recycle, especially if the trash can and recycling bin are next to each other
• don't open the shutters when its light outside
• wear Uggs. with anything
• don't hate anyone (*cough* roommate *cough*)
• incompetent people
• smart people who act like idiots
• stupid people who act smart
• are sluts
• leave food in the sink and hair in the shower
• are douchbags
• who can't make decisions
• are forgetful
• people who haven't watched 'Star Wars'
• smoke cigarettes!!!!!!!!!
• cause drama
• put their contacts in in front of me
• sit next to you when there are other open seats
• don't post facebook statuses!!
• sit in front of me in the movies so I can't put my feet up
• leave their walls black (spice it up a bit!!)
• don't dress up and get hype for midnight movies and Halloween
• leave public spaces a mess
• don't hold doors
• frown on me for watching cartoons
• don't know Disney movies
• can't cut straight with scissors
• don't empty trash cans when they're full