Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Brains (Are) Food

Professions That Would Be Awesome for Someone With the Last Name of 'Zombie'
  • Zombie, Zombie, and Zombie: Attorneys at Law
  • Zombie Family Morgue
  • Professor Zombie
  • Rob Zombie: Horror Film Director
  • {insert lead singer's name here} and the Zombie Bros.
  • Doctor Zombie: Neurosurgeon
  • Zombie's Family Dentistry
  • Agent Z
  • Zombie Funeral Home ("You'll Be Back Before You Know It!")
  • Congressman Zombie
  • Professor Zombie PhD
  • Father Zombie
  • Professor Zombie
  • Philanthropist (you could name buildings after yourself, Zombie Neurology Wing, Zombie Hall, Zombie Library, Zombie Dining Hall....)
  • Commander Zombie
  • Master Zombie
  • President Zombie
  • Zombie's House of Pizza
  • Zombie and Son's Farmer's Market
  • Dean Zombie
  • The Zombie Family Haunted Hayride


Q: What do you call a Russian Zombie?
A: Zom-rade!

lol-erskates. ahh man sooo tired...

1 comment:

  1. Zombie mother = mamazombie (i.e. Ashley's mom)

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