Brains (Are) Food

Professions That Would Be Awesome for Someone With the Last Name of 'Zombie'

• Zombie, Zombie, and Zombie: Attorneys at Law
• Zombie Family Morgue
• Professor Zombie
• Rob Zombie: Horror Film Director
• {insert lead singer's name here} and the Zombie Bros.
• Doctor Zombie: Neurosurgeon
• Zombie's Family Dentistry
• Agent Z
• Zombie Funeral Home ("You'll Be Back Before You Know It!")
• Congressman Zombie
• Professor Zombie PhD
• Father Zombie
• Professor Zombie
• Philanthropist (you could name buildings after yourself, Zombie Neurology Wing, Zombie Hall, Zombie Library, Zombie Dining Hall....)
• Commander Zombie
• Master Zombie
• President Zombie
• Zombie's House of Pizza
• Zombie and Son's Farmer's Market
• Dean Zombie
• The Zombie Family Haunted Hayride

Q: What do you call a Russian Zombie?
A: Zom-rade!

lol-erskates. ahh man sooo tired...