Things I Would Like to Say to Clothing Manufacturers

1. Not everyone is a size 0, or 2, 4, or 6 for that matter. Please remember that when sending things to stores.
2. Some of us have boobs. This mean that regardless of our acutal size, we will not fit in skimpy bathing suits, tight button downs, low-cut tops, or skin-tight babydoll tshirts without looking like sluts. Which not all of us want to.
3. Well made clothes should not cost the arms and legs we need to wear them.
4. Please do not make all your good clothes go on sale the only time I have no cash on me and only put ugly clothes out when I do have cash. Thanks.
5. Please figure out someway to make stockings never run.
6. Stock your clearance racks better.
7. Please don't sew the price tags weirdly into the lining of things. Honestly, how am I supposed to deal with that?!
8. If something (AKA a prom dress) comes with a little bag of beads, it means that as soon as you put it on all the beads on the dress will fall off. Save yourself the bead money and just sew the first set on well.
9. Stop making all the cutest heels be 5 inch stellettos. kThanks.
10. I don't care if Brad Pitt drooled on it, a tshirt should nevr cost more than $20, at very maximum.
11. Jean people: MAKE EVERY PAIR OF THE SAME STYLE, CUT, WASH, AND FIT FIT THE SAME!
12. Bathing suit people, please try and make enough tops to go with the amount of bottoms, or more if thats what it takes. There are only ever bottoms left on the sale racks.
13. No bathing suits shall be for sale whilst there is snow on the ground.
14. Someone please figure out how to make flats not shank the backs of feet. It's a growing problem.
15. All stores anywhere near a college campus should be well stocked with various styles of rainboots. We need those things.
16. Do not have crazy massive sales on shoes that are not my size. Just don't.
17. Do not, under any circumstance, plaster your logo/brand name across everything in your store (THAT MEANS YOU AEROPASTEL! HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY YOUR NAME?!?!) We also do not care what year you were founded in.
18. If you come up with a classic, beloved design for, say, a flip-flop, do not alter it after several sucessful seasons. *cough* Old Navy *cough*
19. More clothes should come with corresponding accessories.
20. Please do not put things on sale the week after I buy them.