- Crazy, grumpy cleaning ladies (get new ones)
- Unreliable busses (put larger clocks up by the drivers seat, make them digital so there's no problem reading them)
- Crazy, grumpy bus drivers that try and take your head off with their side mirrors (fire the bastard!!)
- Black ice on paths (rock salt)
- Black ice in parking lots (rock salt)
- Black ice under large puddles (ROCK SALT!)
- Large puddles when you're not wearing rainboots (more even pathways, wear rainboots everywhere)
- Only one meal per meal period on the meal plan (ditch that rule!)
- Waking up early (there's really no way around this, I've learned)
- Scheduling is a pain (make advisors more well-versed in all aspects of scheduling so that picking classes is slightly easier than solving a rubix cube)
- Smelly dorms (take out the trash on weekends PLEASE! see point one)
- Professors who have super minimal, super-limited office hours (there's nothing really we can do here)
- Smokers gathering outside of every doorway (spritz them with spray bottles everytime you see them until they give up and quit smoking)
- Being super hungry and super lazy and you don't want to go get food (delivery UD! get with it)
- Crappy common rooms; yes our dorm was renovated, but a lot of things have changed since the 1940s! People sit on real couches now! (new furniture)
- Doing laundry (bring it all home)
- Infrequent hugs. I really only hug a few people, and none of those people are anywhere near me right now. Sad, I know. (Keep someone who gives good hugs under bed, lots of hugs on break, be more open with hugging new people)
- Internet randomly going down (FIX THIS NOW)
- Repetitive food. (please, please, please have something other than pasta and succotash for once!!)
- Construction on campus (do it in the summer)
- Hypocryte professors (send undercover administrators to take some classes with 'problamatic teachers' like secret shoppers, only secret students!)
And with that, I take my leave for the night.
Stay tuned sometime in the future for a post on Gender stereotyping! (we just talked about it in psych...interesting stuff...)
I like your 'secret administrators' idea. Although it might be freaky seeing the 50 year old act like they are a student.
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Thank you very much. And to be quite honest, I think that there are enough non-traditional students out there that a 'secret administator' would blend right in. Thanks for reading!
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