Spotted Around Campus: High School Edition

So, aside from the regular rag-tag band of awkward and hormonal adolecents usually spotted hanging around when I visited my high school, I spotted (well, to be accurate, almost ran over) this oddity:

Imperial Stormtrooper:

Now, I had always had my suspicions about the inner workings of CRS but never in my wildest imaginings had I dreamed of suspecting Vader as he culprit! What would he want with a (seemingly) harmless high school? But then I started thinking and the pieces just marched themself into place; the bomb threats, the odd (and illegal) shenanigans of the teachers, the smell surrounding the cafeteria everyday....and now solid PROOF that Lord Vader has in fact had a hand in my education. I can only hope and pray that the proper authories might find this blog and take preventitive actions to stop DV and his evil plot to influence the already chaotic establishment that is and American High School.