Welcome to Swine 09.

Okay, so it's pretty legit, swine has hit the Diehmers. And it's hitting without remorse. Rumors are speading like wildfire and at this rate the Zombie game will actually become a life or death thing. Mashmellows will not save us now! Not to mention the traffic between the halls, oh man we're in for it now, all that joking about the swine...CURSE YOU KARMA!! So, in honor of said swine, this post will be dedicated to swine flu, it's prevention, and the amusing things that spring from it.

TEN WAYS TO PREVENT THE SWINE

1. 
   
   WASH YOUR HANDS. I BOUGHT SOAP FOR A REASON.
   
2. 
   
   Cover your freaking mouth when you cough or sneeze.
   
3. 
   
   Drink lots of hot drinks, they will kill possible swine germs because they fester in your throat and not your stomach (thanks Damsel in Distress!! See you did use your codename!)
   
4. 
   
   No high fives!! You never know where that hand has been.
   
5. 
   
   Hand Sanitizer is your best friend.
   
6. 
   
   Surgical masks are this season's hottest accessory. Decorate for added flair.
   
7. 
   
   Gargle with salt water and use mouthwash (again, to kill germs in your throat. Thanks D.I.D.!!)
   
8. 
   
   Hold your breath if you must go down 2B.
   
9. 
   
   Don't go into 2B for any reason.
   
10. 
    
    Refrain from kissing pigs, dogs, and other wildlife.
    

This is the song I always think of whenever someone says something about 'the swine,' Enjoy it, she's pretty clever....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u4jz1A877M.

Also, some stolen bumper stickers that I didn't feel like sending to everyone to everyone I know:

Disney gets hit with Swine:

And my personal favorite: