Back from Weekend Hiatus.

No worries people, I'm back!! After a refreshing weekend visit from Kelly and jaunt to the Renn Faire, I'm back and blogging again (loyal fans-all three of you- rejoice!). Also, I'd like to note that this blog has not only spread down 2A like wildfire, we've also got readers from DC and NYC, as well as N Phila. whom I shout out to now *insert shout out.* And we've extended our reader base to more than one significant other as well. Glad I'm helping out procrastinators everywhere!! So, I know, now you're dying for my infinate wisdom after the longest dry spell in the history of this blog. So, here goes: This weekend/today I learned....

• Nutella is the second greatest invention of all time. Coming in a close second with mothers as a whole.
• Nutella and peanut butter are very close to kicking mothers from the top spot, however.
• There is, in fact, a legit flying tarantula residing in the lame-duck doorway of 218.
• The Renn Faire is possibly the greatest place ever, next to Disney World.
• I should work at the Renn Faire.
• I have the greatest friends, who have the sweetest parents, of all time!!
• Megan Fox is just a huge slut. Like, legit hoebag. Just look at the newest Rolling Stone. All she is is a porn star who somehow wanders into auditions for real movies.
• There's nothing more distracting from homework than a beautiful day, a RS with Megan Fox on the cover to verbally tear to shreds, a blanket, and people to tear Megan Fox up with.
• LC is a pretty cool place.
• The best spot in LC is the jumping fountains, by far.
• Creepy workers at the Fractured Prune will assume you're flirting with them through the front window of their store, even though a group of your friends is sitting between you and him.
• Blue-slushy things from the Fractured Prune are wonderful!
• Cygnets is closing after this year and the whole lower floor of UD is being redone.
• I have three less classes this week!
• Tickets for All American Rejects go on sale next week.
• Ebay is a horrible place invented solely to crush dreams.
• My RA doesn't think I'm weird. Or at least won't admit it.
• I have no class on Friday!
• I'm not very good at Halo, even shuckyducky is starting to get better than me.
• A spoonful of peanut butter will not make the medicine go down. In fact, it will barely make itself go down.
• I currently hold the 'most creeped on in 24 hours' record with 10 creeps. Beat that! (No, seriously, someone beat that...).
• Even Ray-J is susceptible to the evils of alcohol.
• He is, however, also a very adamant environmentalist.

On that note, I shall leave you to study up on my rhythm syllables and hand signs for my music test. 'Rocky Mountain', here I come!!