"The Awesome Stuff I Would Do If I Had Kids"
- Subtly name them after famous nerdy people (ie "Jackson Peter [Last Name] Lucas George [Last Name])
- Dress them up for Comic Cons. Because there is NOTHING cuter than a kid at comic con (not even a boy with a cat...)
- Make them watch all the classic Disney movies on VHS
- Play the Lord of the Rings soundtrack as their lullaby
- Buy them Converses from the time they are born until the time when they are old enough to buy their own Converses
- Dress them as Pokemon for Halloween
- Ensure access to video games from a young age
- Themed bedrooms (possible ideas: Mario, Star Wars, Harry Potter)
- Use Portal as an educational tool
- Superhero onesies <3<3<3
- My daughter would ABSOLUTLY have this.
- Harry Potter would be our bedtime story every night
- Clearly we'd have that pirate ship playground in the backyard
- Family game night would include Just Dance, Mario Kart: Double Dash and Super Smash Bros.
- Our Christmas tree would have a theme every year
- Conflicts would be resolved using lightsaber battles
- Themed Halloween costumes (ie The Incredibles, Mario and Co.)
- Family Christmas cards would probably be costumed photo shoots...
- Name any set of mixed gender twins Luke and Leia
- Dinosaur chicken nuggets and/or dinosaur sandwich cutter would be the most used things in the kitchen
