MLIA: My Life Is Awesome

The formatting on my last post was getting on my final nerve (as if speech hadn't already...) so I started a new post. Lucky you! Three posts in two days...I spoil you. Tonight's topic, my conflicting selves agenda's.

My Inner Adult's Agenda*

• Contemplate meaning of life
• Laundry
• Do homework
• Draft proposition for world peace
• Wear sensible shoes
• Cure cancer
• Stop global warming
• Watch thought-provoking, polically-themed movies
• Eat vegetables
• Run errends
• Make bed
• Draft schedule for Spring Semester of next year
• Be generally responsible

My Inner Child's Agenda**

• Get face painted
• Imagine self as superhero/draft superhero costume
• Play video games
• Watch Disney movies
• Play Tetris
• Go to playground
• Sing songs
• Build pillow fort
• Eat giant waffle
• Check for stars
• Draw pictures
• Wear cape

Guess whose agenda was acomplished this weekend...


*This is a dramatization
**This is not.

Another Day, Another Blog Post to Avoid Speech....

Ugh, COMM 100 is killing me, I kid you not. It's just flat out DUMB (but don't worry mom, I'm prepared for tomorrow!).

In other news. Things you should watch.

KICK-ASS:
What is it? It's like Kill Bill + Spiderman + Watchmen. Basically it's about a kid with no superpowers at all who goes out to 'fight injustice' and subsequently stumbles upon more legit superheroes and gets mixed up in all sorts of shit. Not for those who can't watch violence. There's some sick action sequences that are reminicent of the Kill Bill series (slow-mo headshots, slicing of heads, etc.) that are a bit intense but still so good. Blah, blah, blah. Now to my actual point. Watch it soley because Hit Girl steals the freaking movie. Most intense female superhero E-V-E-R. And she's like, nine. Possibly my favorite superhero ever.

Basically, she kicks ass. My mediocre fanart does not do her justice.