KRYSTI-MON! I Choose You!

I'm showin this off because Thomas is amazing and has mad photoshop skillz.

Also, cause it's awesome and makes me happy!!! Me as a Pokemon trainer (yeah, I know, Thomas flatters me with his phenom skills but the face looks like me dammit!)

Am I was more excited about this than I should be at my age? You decide. Does it make me wish I'd grabbed my Gameboy Color and Pokemon Blue before I went back to school? Heck yes. Am I the most stylish and questly trainer you ever did see? Well, before you answer you should probably check out his pic of himself, idk if I can beat the glasses and classic Ash pose.

And what mediocrity have I been working on? Well, I'll show it too you very small because it kind of sucks, but here's my unfortunate attempt at a realistic self portrait of myself. Sadly sitting on my desk chair. Bane of my existance.

Cowering behind a masquerade mask. Pitiful. Bane of my existance.


Live long and prosper y'all.

Possibly the Greatest Video Ever

And I mean it this time.



Tell me that wasn't one of the coolest concepts ever. I dare you.

Midnight Munchie Induced Musings...

I learned:

• People are extremely friendly by around the vending mechines at midnight.
• Watching Family Guy always gives me the midnight munchies.
• The Diehmers are more cunning than you would think.
• All the fresh fruit on campus goes to catering to feed people who don't go to the school.
• Feeding the wildlife near the pond is fun.
• Apperently pillow-fort building is a racially limited thing.
• Awkward situations are better when experienced with someone else.
• Drawing a model's face is awkward, esspecially when they keep making eye contact.
• Technical drawings are hard.
• I need to stop volunteering for things.
• Drunk people are smarter than one gives them credit for.
• MU bought an actually theatre.
• It will never, ever rain when you actually want/need it to.
• Sometimes dressing up for a situation helps
• First floor residents are a lot nicer than I always thought.
• My RA hates us for some reason.
• Once you make an effort to start recycling stuff, it's hard to go back.
• Apperently, the fact that I know who Earth, Wind, and Fire are is more notable than my art project about earth, wind, and fire.
• My little brother may actually miss me a little.
• People need to use libraries more often.
• GLEE TOMORROW! (I didn't learn that, but it's a reminder)
• I'm not a huge fan of group work. Sometimes.
• Technology is a pain in my butt.
• How to draw a pretty dang good nose.

So, hope you enjoyed an old school-type posting. Don't forget to leave some love in the comment box (AKA it makes me feel loved when I recieve it) and hang tight until next time!

More Video Fun :)

Enjoy kiddles.

YAY! You Learn Something New Every Day

LOOK! I can now put videos in my blog posts!! Awesome!!! Enjoy this, I almost died.

Spotted Around Campus

ALSO: IMPORTANT THING FOR THE DAY

Spotted around campus: HARMONICA BOY!!!!!

Yes, we haven't heard from everyone's favorite car-ride companion in awhile, but today I spotted him in UD and we respectfully ignored one another (in his defense, I don't think he saw me). Also, there have been reports, courtesy of T-Storm, that he's been playing his tunes late at night around campus. Don't lie, you know you missed him...

Other Blogs to Check Out

So, I'd like to make clear that I have absolutly no affiliation with either of these bloggers, but as a fellow blogger I feel them worth noting. One because her blog literally made me laugh out loud and the second becasue she's a pioneer of sorts into a field that not many have dared to explore. So, if you have a huge deadline you should be meeting, or a paper to write and I haven't posted anything lately, check these two out.

Pick one based on the movie you like:
'Julie & Julia'
'10 Things I Hate About You'

Posting these, I have two motives. One, to expose some fellow bloggers who I think are great in their own ways. And two, to distract you and still provide you with entertainment on days where I don't post :)

G'night all, I've got some deadlines I've been avoiding, so natch I turned to blogging!

WOW: Word of the Week

I know you all love it, so it's back (and no I'm not talking about the original 150 Pokemon series). Word of the week! This week our word comes complements of the good folks at AU who were gracious enough to accept me into their ranks dispite the fact that I'm 'straight edge' (haha).

biddie noun [bid-ee]: A biddie, while difficult to define accurately while avoiding confusion, is a college age female who falls under some, most, or all of these descriptions.
-often short/petite
-gullible, easily tricked
-wears spandex pants, a miniskirt barely covering the vag, or anything from American Apparel
-footwear consists of Uggs, boots with fur on them, heels, or some combination of the three
-enjoys Biddie Songs (Low by Flo Rida ft. T-pain, Shake That by Eminem ft. Nate Dogg, etc)
-at least 80% of their facebook pictures would render them unemployable if leaked
-does not remember the last weekend that did not involve a hangover
-the couches in the G street basement are equivalent to a 5-Star Resort
-dreams of being a woman from Desperate Housewives
-Smirnoff Ice = ideal pregame
-"so what's your major?" is absolutely a legit pickup line
-wakes up in weird places
-the purpose of the bathroom/kitchen sink is obviously as a courtesy for you when you get sick

Example:
"Ugh as soon as the weather gets nice all the biddies come out again. Are the hybernating or something!?"

I Feel Everyone Should Read This.

I mean, I'm a smartass, and have been one once or twice on a test (Supe's mostly) but this tops all:

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm.


The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

This person is my hero. G'night all :)

Things I Would Like to Say to Clothing Manufacturers

1. Not everyone is a size 0, or 2, 4, or 6 for that matter. Please remember that when sending things to stores.
2. Some of us have boobs. This mean that regardless of our acutal size, we will not fit in skimpy bathing suits, tight button downs, low-cut tops, or skin-tight babydoll tshirts without looking like sluts. Which not all of us want to.
3. Well made clothes should not cost the arms and legs we need to wear them.
4. Please do not make all your good clothes go on sale the only time I have no cash on me and only put ugly clothes out when I do have cash. Thanks.
5. Please figure out someway to make stockings never run.
6. Stock your clearance racks better.
7. Please don't sew the price tags weirdly into the lining of things. Honestly, how am I supposed to deal with that?!
8. If something (AKA a prom dress) comes with a little bag of beads, it means that as soon as you put it on all the beads on the dress will fall off. Save yourself the bead money and just sew the first set on well.
9. Stop making all the cutest heels be 5 inch stellettos. kThanks.
10. I don't care if Brad Pitt drooled on it, a tshirt should nevr cost more than $20, at very maximum.
11. Jean people: MAKE EVERY PAIR OF THE SAME STYLE, CUT, WASH, AND FIT FIT THE SAME!
12. Bathing suit people, please try and make enough tops to go with the amount of bottoms, or more if thats what it takes. There are only ever bottoms left on the sale racks.
13. No bathing suits shall be for sale whilst there is snow on the ground.
14. Someone please figure out how to make flats not shank the backs of feet. It's a growing problem.
15. All stores anywhere near a college campus should be well stocked with various styles of rainboots. We need those things.
16. Do not have crazy massive sales on shoes that are not my size. Just don't.
17. Do not, under any circumstance, plaster your logo/brand name across everything in your store (THAT MEANS YOU AEROPASTEL! HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY YOUR NAME?!?!) We also do not care what year you were founded in.
18. If you come up with a classic, beloved design for, say, a flip-flop, do not alter it after several sucessful seasons. *cough* Old Navy *cough*
19. More clothes should come with corresponding accessories.
20. Please do not put things on sale the week after I buy them.